Chapter of Conversing On the Telephone (with the police and others)
Section of Using the Phone During Home Alone
The police is a person. Understand "cops", "policemen", "police officers", "police station" as the police.
The description of the police is "Your friendly neighbourhood helpers." [Out of game.]
Instead of calling the police on during Home Alone:
say "You call the police.[line break]";
say "'Mm. You know what I suggest, Miss Jones? You ask your mother to make you a big old mug of hot chocolate, and then give you a great big old hug. There's nothing like hot chocolate and a hug for making the nightmares go away.'[line break](You hang up.)[line break]"
Instead of calling Mister Bobo on during Home Alone:
say "Why not simply go and visit?"
Instead of calling the Miss Spink and Miss Forcible on during Home Alone:
say "Why not simply go and visit?"
Instead of calling father on during Home Alone:
say "You try the one number where you can reach him when he is out, but nobody answers."
Instead of calling mother on during Home Alone:
say "You try the one number where you can reach her when she is out, but nobody answers."