Section of Helping Someone (so that "mum, help me" works)
Helping is an action applying to one visible thing.
Understand "help [something]" as helping.
Check helping:
if the noun is not a person:
say "You can only help somebody an animate thing." instead;
Carry out helping:
if the noun is the player:
say "You don't need help right now.";
otherwise:
say "It looks like [the noun] can't use help right now."