Section of Talking to Someone about Random Text/Topics (analogous to telling it to) (talking ABOUT)
Talking to it about is an action applying to one visible thing and one topic.
Understand "talk to/with [something] about [text]" as talking to it about.
Understand "talk about [text] to/with [something]" as talking to it about (with nouns reversed).
Understand "say [text] to [something]" as talking to it about (with nouns reversed).
Understand "tell [something] about [text]" as talking to it about.
Understand "ask [something] about [text]" as talking to it about.
Carry out talking to it about:
if the noun is not a person:
say "You talk to [the noun], but it feels slightly silly.";
otherwise:
say "You don't learn anything new from the conversation."